女性笑话|Great Female Comebacks

Man Haven't we met before?
Woman Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.
Man Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man Is this seat empty?
Woman Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man Your place or mine?
Woman Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman It's in the phone book.
Man But I don't know your name.
Woman That's in the phone book too.
Man So what do you do for a living?
Woman I'm a female impersonator.
Man What sign were you born under?
Woman No Parking.
Man Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman Do not Enter
Man How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman Unfertilized
Man Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason
Woman Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Man I'm here to fulfill^{1 your every sexual fantasy.
Woman You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?
Man I know how to please a woman.
Woman Then please leave me alone.
Man I want to give myself to you.
Woman Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man I can tell that you want me.
Woman Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.
Man If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man Hey cutie, how 'bout2 you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman Sorry, I don't date outside my species..
Man Your body is like a temple.
Woman Sorry, there are no services today.
Man I'd go through anything for you.
Woman Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man I would go to the end of the world for you.
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